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(Ignoring her) Picture this: The clock strikes twelve. Instead of a gift, a giant envelope falls from the sky. It’s the university entrance results.

(Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand. I’m not "Ded Moroz" anymore. I’m "Father Crypto." Instead of candy, I’m giving out QR codes to my failed NFT project.

Dressed as a very unconvincing, trendy "Father Frost" (Ded Moroz) in sneakers. stsenka nomera dlia novogodnei elki u starsheklassnikov

(Shuddering) That’s not a skit, Max. That’s a horror movie.

Exhausted, holding a coffee cup that is definitely empty. (Ignoring her) Picture this: The clock strikes twelve

Cool, wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses (indoors).

Because "normal" is for the fifth graders. They still think the tree lights up by magic. We know it lights up because the school’s electrical wiring is from 1974 and it’s a fire hazard. (Hoisting his red sack) Look, I’ve updated the brand

(Softer) Exactly. So let’s make it count. Max, you can keep the glasses, but you have to wear a tinsel scarf. Danil, put down the coffee and help me with the "Snow Maiden" rap. DANIL: A rap? Really? ANYA: It’s either that or the Shakespearean tragedy.