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"It’s a metaphor," he whispered to his date, who was busy trying to find a dropped popcorn kernel. "Life is just one big, oversized biological mystery that we're all trying to outrun."

"You know," she said, "for someone who claims to know everything about the subject, you seem remarkably confused." 6.6Everything You Always Wanted to Know About S...

Woody sat in the velvet seat of the theater, adjusting his thick-rimmed glasses. On the screen, a giant breast was terrorizing a countryside. He sighed. This was exactly how his brain felt on a Tuesday. "It’s a metaphor," he whispered to his date,